Persecutory

 What did I do to deserve this?  ~Daisy

Twinkie

 I was navigating the bowels of the building at work today and came across this guy.  I don't know how much baseball he gets to play down there, but the 12-year-old in me was mildly amused that it says "Twins" right where his..ahem..package would be located.

Honey

 I'm wrapping up my tribute series for my dad today with one of my favorite images of mom and dad.  They look so happy in this picture.  Young love.  

I couldn't find the original to make a larger scan, so I had to make do with what I had.  

Threateningly

 Dad would have fit in just fine with 2020, or a bank robbery, or an ax murderer.  

Pleasantry

 Continuing my week-long tribute to my dad.  Here they are, after the ceremony.  Now that the offending Easter lilies are out of the way, both the bride and groom are visible and ready to greet guests.