Whimsy

My childhood pocket radio.

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Bloody

I was trying to do some touch-up painting this evening and managed to get more paint on me, the paper towel, and the ground than on the designated object.  Looks like a bloody massacre! 

Nitty-gritty

When you have to remove half the stuff under the hood to fix the problem.

Beastly

Every time someone makes a mess in a public bathroom stall, this should be waiting for them when they open the door.